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　　爆笑的內(nèi)涵英文笑話從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。

　　爆笑的內(nèi)涵英文笑話：炸雞

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向?qū)W生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然后他問其中一名學(xué)生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

　　杰克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”

　　爆笑的內(nèi)涵英文笑話：幾月走的

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn"t wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count"January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, theceremony will be perfect.

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that itmade his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his unclegone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?"

　　杰克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。于是便有好心的人教他說，“下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心里數(shù)：正月、二月、……一直數(shù)到十二月為止，然后再直起身來。這樣，禮節(jié)就周全了。”

　　第二天，杰克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。杰克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：“我叔叔是幾月走的?”

　　爆笑的內(nèi)涵英文笑話：沒射中

　　Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once,the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You"re quite hopeless, Peter! Don"t waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

　　彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個月的學(xué)習(xí)以成為一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射擊不行。一天他和伙伴們練習(xí)射擊，除了彼得其他人都沒有問題。他射了九次，一次也沒有命中目標(biāo)。這時，教新兵射擊的教官說：彼得，你看來是沒希望了，不要連最后一發(fā)子彈都浪費掉!去那堵墻后面用它向自己打一槍吧。

　　Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

　　彼得感到非常慚愧。他走到那堵墻后面。幾分鐘后，教官和新兵們聽到一聲槍響。

　　Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?

　　上帝!教官叫起來，難道那個笨蛋真的朝自己開槍了?

　　He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I"m sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

　　他急忙跑到那堵墻后面，發(fā)現(xiàn)彼得安然無恙。對不起，長官，他說，我還是沒有命中。